Jeffrey Douglas has been everything from an assembly line worker at a factory that makes bumpers for Chrysler minivans to an assistant editor for Canadian Poetry Press; from a tobacco primer and grocery store bag boy to a high school English teacher, university instructor, and freelance editor. He grew up around Southwestern Ontario, but currently lives in London. He is a Ph.D. Candidate in English and Cultural Studies at McMaster University.
When old age shall this generation waste
Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe
Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say’st:
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